The grandest and most powerful of all art forms.

The Greatest Albums of All Time
My completely objective and indisputably correct choices for the most brilliant triumphs ever in recorded music.

Minutemen
D. Boon, Mike Watt and George Hurley: the punk-rock power trio from San Pedro who changed my life forever.
Madness
Hey you, don't watch that, watch this! The Nutty Boys are flat-out the most fun of any band I've ever heard.
Paul Weller
The Modfather is the single most accomplished musician of the last twenty years.
Caro Emerald
The Dutch pop diva who is as talented and charming as she is gorgeous.
Mandy Barnett
The greatest female country music singer alive... and one hell of a babe.
Screaming Trees
Minor grunge footnote or masters of psychedelic lard rock? You never know where the twain shall meet.
Big Country
A fond tribute to the big music of the late Stuart Adamson.
Eliza Carthy
A unique voice in English folk music who combines tradition with modern flair.
Jane Monheit
The jazz vocalist sensation who is simply one of the most beautiful women ever.
Play That Funky Music, Fat Boy
A heavily deserved salute to the fat guys of rock and roll.

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