Screw the Oscars, I got your Best Pictures right here.
The Greatest Movies of All Time|
My completely objective and indisputably correct choices for the silver screen's most brilliant triumphs.
The Jidai-Geki Knights|
The Lard Biscuit guide to samurai cinema and chambara classics.
Why I Love The Phantom Menace|
A defense of the unjustly maligned overture to the Star Wars Saga. May the Force grant me a strong influence on the weak-minded.
The Shroud of the Dark Side|
The long-awaited analysis of myth and meaning in Attack of the Clones, in six comprehensive episodes.
Learning to Let Go|
My first reflections on Revenge of the Sith form this preamble to an eventual full-length dissertation.
Episode None: Our Only Hope?|
Reflections on the 30th Anniversary of Star Wars.
Why Episode V is the World's Greatest Part II|
Reflections on the 30th Anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back.
Who's the More Foolish...|
The fool or the fool who buys his non-anamorphic DVDs? How your Lardmeister was seduced by the dark side of Lucasfilm marketing.
Gaze into the lens of this genius of the documentary form.
Idiocracy: "Welcome to Costco. I Love You."|
An appreciation of Mike Judge's visionary satire of stupidity.