Screw the Oscars, I got your Best Pictures right here.

The Greatest Movies of All Time
My completely objective and indisputably correct choices for the silver screen's most brilliant triumphs.

Why I Love The Phantom Menace
A defense of the unjustly maligned overture to the Star Wars Saga. May the Force grant me a strong influence on the weak-minded.
The Shroud of the Dark Side
The long-awaited analysis of myth and meaning in Attack of the Clones, in six comprehensive episodes.
Learning to Let Go
My first reflections on Revenge of the Sith form this preamble to an eventual full-length dissertation.
Who's the More Foolish...
The fool or the fool who buys his non-anamorphic DVDs? How your Lardmeister was seduced by the dark side of Lucasfilm marketing.

Akira Kurosawa
The grand master of Japanese cinema.
Errol Morris
Gaze into the lens of this genius of the documentary form.
Idiocracy: "Welcome to Costco. I Love You."
An appreciation of Mike Judge's visionary satire of stupidity.

COMING SOON: Chambara Classics
An overview of Japan's great samurai and swordplay films.

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