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Since the episodes of The Anna Nicole Show are edited down from hundreds of hours of footage, there's obviously tons of stuff left on the cutting room floor. Below you'll find a compilation of known deleted scenes, as glimpsed in E! advertisements, media reports, and the "Coming Up" previews before the closing credits, as well as the exclusive online video clips available on the E! web site (free of charge) and the RealOne web site (for a subscription fee). We can only hope for a DVD box set to give us a closer and more revealing look at these tantalizing outtakes... and maybe even some that are "too hot for TV!"
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Outtakes from Episode 1: "Dream House"
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"Anna Nicole on... Limitations" ad:
In her hotel room with Kimmie either before or after the Guess? party, Anna Nicole cryptically exclaims, "I can't eat over $600 worth of food!"
"Anna Nicole on... Foreign Policy" ad:
In the limo going to the Guess? party, Anna Nicole holds up peace signs and whimpers, "Why can't we just all get along?"
"Anna Nicole on... Etiquette" ad:
While househunting with Janice Cohen (Day 2), Anna Nicole inexplicably remarks, "Hey, so I swallow, so? I'm proud to swallow."
Series premiere commercial:
Before the Guess? party, Howard tells Anna Nicole to calm down. She glares at him like she's ready to kick his ass.
Series premiere commercial:
Walking to her limo to go to the Guess? party, Anna Nicole snaps at the camera, "Quit following me!"
E! Online Outtake: "Candy or candle?"
While househunting, Anna Nicole is about to help herself to an appetizing bowl of red "candies" that sadly turn out to be candles.
E! Online Outtake: "Anna falls for Sugar Pie"
In the limo after the Guess? party, Anna Nicole serenades Sugar Pie with "I Can't Help Myself" ("Sugarpie, honeybunch...") and frets over a stray microphone wire poking her breast.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "The door war"
Before the Guess? party, Anna Nicole gets pissed off at Howard over an unspecified sexual remark. She puts him in a headlock and then triumphantly smashes him with a hotel suite door.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "A sour story"
After the Guess? party, Anna Nicole describes how she nearly choked to death on a lemon because she didn't want to cause a scene in public.
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Outtakes from Episode 2: "Interior Decorating"
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Series premiere commercial:
Anna Nicole straddles one of her black jaguar statues and says, "Somebody put a quarter in!"
Episode 2 commercial:
The ad shows extended footage of Anna Nicole and Howard bringing J. Howard's urn into the new house (and better views of her incredible butt in that tight gray dress).
E! Online Outtake: "More Bobby Trendy!"
Extended footage of Bobby showing Anna Nicole the sumptuous wares at his store.
E! Online Outtake: "Sleepy sheep trouble"
Extended footage of Anna Nicole trying on the Little Bo Peep outfit at Trashy Lingerie.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Sugar Pie gets busy"
Extended footage of Sugar Pie with her bear.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Howard butts into the conversation"
In an outtake from the closing scene in Anna Nicole's bedroom, Howard discusses the merits of getting a tattoo on your butt.
From media reports:
Access Hollywood showed a clip of Anna Nicole giving Howard a peck on the cheek before the urn-moving scene, confirming where that mysterious lipstick mark came from.
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Outtakes from Episode 3: "A Stupid Eating Contest"
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"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 2):
The preview of Kim's tongue piercing is slightly more graphic and bloody than what is shown in the actual episode.
E! Online Outtake: "See Kim's tongue piercing!"
The uncut gory procedure in all its nastiness.
E! Online Outtake: "Howard's vomit knowledge"
During the eating contest, Howard discusses the binge-and-purge practices of nobility in ancient times.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Anna talks tattoos"
At the tattoo parlor, Anna Nicole explains that she'd love to get more tattoos on other parts of her body, but she has to exercise restraint because of her modeling and acting careers.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Anna is a motorhead"
At the Italian restaurant before the eating contest, Anna Nicole recalls how her brother used to grab her pigtails and run her around like a motorcycle when they were kids.
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Outtakes from Episode 4: "The Fun and the Fear"
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"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 3):
On the way to the dentist, a panicked Anna Nicole gasps, "Where's a vibrator?"
E! Online Outtake: "The gang goes swingin'"
Anna Nicole, Daniel and Howard take a swing on a ride that seems cheesy by modern standards, but Howard says it used to be the best ride at Magic Mountain back in the day.
E! Online Outtake: "Howard's 'luxurious' wager"
Howard gets everyone to place bets on how many times Bobby Trendy will say "luxurious" when he makes his furniture delivery. Anna Nicole says 15, Howard guesses 25, Kimmie thinks 20, and Kelly says 17. (No word on who won.)
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Get a mouthful of Kelly"
At the dentist's office to model her teeth, Kelly reveals that she's a hair stylist who has done Anna Nicole's hair, as well as Kimmie's and Daniel's.
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Outtakes from Episode 5: "Viva Las Vegas!"
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"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 2):
As a prelude to the electric cart joyride, Howard says, "Kimmie can drive." But Anna Nicole insists, "I wanna drive!" Howard's eyes bug out in absolute fear.
E! Online Outtake: "Getting down 'n' dirty in Sin City"
Extended footage of Anna Nicole hanging with the Chippendales and asking them to wipe their sweat on her clean souvenir shirts.
E! Online Outtake: "Hit me, baby, one more time"
Lisa and Angie say good night at the casino, and Anna Nicole slaps Howard for giving poor blackjack advice.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Bobby in the bedroom"
Extended footage of Anna Nicole and Bobby making decor plans.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Anna and her escorts get down"
Extended footage of Chippendales Kevin and Dan escorting Anna Nicole to the show, revealing how Sugar Pie magically disappeared on the way to the elevator.
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Outtakes from Episode 6: "The Tao of Foo-Foo"
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Episode 6 commercial:
The ad shows Kimmie lugging a half-conscious Anna Nicole out to the limo after their night on the town, and Anna Nicole konks out in the back seat.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 5):
Extended footage of Howard giving Anna Nicole a lap dance.
E! Online Outtake: "Attorney client privilege"
More extended footage of Howard giving Anna Nicole a lap dance.
E! Online Outtake: "Leave a message after the bleep"
Anna Nicole leaves a voice mail message for a Mr. Didio, and mispronounces his name as "Dildio."
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "On the sunny side of the street"
Extended footage in the limo returning from Vegas, when Anna Nicole gets miffed about the sun shining on her.
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Outtakes from Episode 7: "Designer Deathmatch"
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"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 3):
Before the America Works for Kids party, while wearing her black Beatles shirt, Anna Nicole dances in front of the mirror with Angie following her moves behind her.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 6):
From Bobby and Frankie's first meeting, Bobby sneers, "Too many cooks spoil the soup."
E! Online Outtake: "Anna boogies down"
Anna Nicole and Angie show a group of the America Works girls how to act glamorous.
E! Online Outtake: "Doggie dating advice"
Amelia says Sugar Pie is telling her about a man in Mom's life named "Robert." Anna Nicole says she doesn't know a Robert, but there is a Bobby...
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "A doggie diet"
Amelia offers Sugar Pie's thoughts on her favorite foods and a neighborhood dog she says is her boyfriend.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Anna boogies down"
Extended footage of Anna Nicole dancing in her PowerPuff Girls towel, much to Angie's delight.
From media reports and photos:
Footage was shot of Anna Nicole and Howard at the Saddle Ranch, the cowboy bar with the mechanical bull, on the same day as this episode's closing scene with Bobby. Access Hollywood showed an amazing clip of Howard riding the bull. The producers must have suppressed this footage so the scenes of Anna Nicole's date with Claude would have more impact in the season finale.
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Outtakes from Episode 8: "Everything's Relative"
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E! Online Outtake: "Some addicting conversation"
In the limo on the way to the Tonight Show appearance, Anna Nicole and Howard discuss the diastrous KROQ radio interview and the accusations that she is on drugs. Anna Nicole says she might as well be, since that's what everybody wants to think about her.
E! Online Outtake: "Dissecting the cousin ambush"
The gang discusses Shelley's surprise visit and the sleazy tactics of the unauthorized documentary producers.
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Outtakes from Episode 9: "Road Rage"
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Episode 9 commercial:
The ad shows extended footage of Anna Nicole horsing around at the DMV and pulling the handle on some kind of testing device.
E! Online Outtake: "Riding the Red Bull"
Anna Nicole distributes Red Bulls to her pals before the trip to the go-cart track, having lost track of how many she has drunk.
E! Online Outtake: "Preppin' for the drag show"
The gang receives drag racing instructions at the go-cart track.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "The feather fight continues"
Extended footage of the confrontation between Bobby, Frankie and Howard.
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Outtakes from Episode 10: "Queen of All Media"
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"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 4):
Benjy nuzzles Anna Nicole's chest on the sofa in her hotel suite, and she accommodatingly jiggles for him.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 9):
In her limo on the day of the Howard Stern show, Anna Nicole slouches with her legs spread apart and moans seductively, "Who's first? Come on, baby!"
E! Online Outtake: "Howard's rear view"
At their hotel in New York, the gang sees a TV commercial for the show's premiere. Anna Nicole busts on Howard because in the ad he appears to be looking at her butt.
E! Online Outtake: "Hula hoop training"
Extended footage of Benjy teaching Anna Nicole how to hula hoop.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "High on life"
In the Howard Stern green room, Anna Nicole tries on Howard's "Howard Stern" sunglasses. Thinking she looks like a hippie, Howard tokes on an imaginary joint and hands it to her. Anna Nicole mimes a monumental hit, inhaling a gallon of air, and then they pass the invisible spliff around to Kimmie. Finally Anna Nicole busts out laughing, saying "We're so f***in' retarded!"
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Benjy's indecent proposal"
Riding in the limo back to the hotel, the depraved Howard K. Stern taunts Benjy by saying he'll have to pleasure Sugar Pie before he can pleasure Anna Nicole. Poor Benjy can't even get the pooch's name right, calling her "Sugar Plum" and "Sugar Puff."
From the Howard Stern show:
Stern's E! program showed additional scenes of Benjy's hotel rendezvous with Anna Nicole. In particular, Benjy gets friskier with his hands than in the footage presented on Anna Nicole's show.
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Outtakes from Episode 11: "War Games"
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"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 6):
Presented with a gigantic rubber sex toy at the Hustler Store, Anna Nicole observes, "I would die!" She brandishes the inhuman phallus in front of herself, jumps around going "Woo-woo!" and then repeats, "I would die!"
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 9):
Anna Nicole kisses J.J. on the mouth at the Hustler Store.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 9):
Anna Nicole squeezes her cleavage at the Hustler Store.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 10):
At the shooting range, Anna Nicole has a problem with her firearm and turns around without paying attention where she's pointing it. An attendant warns her, "Never turn around with a gun."
E! Online Outtake: "Anna Nicole on prostitution"
In the limo after the Hollywood Squares taping, Anna Nicole and Howard discuss whether prostitution should be legalized.
E! Online Outtake: "Howard does Bobby"
Extended footage of Howard's uncanny impersonation of Bobby Trendy.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Bald is beautiful?"
In the limo before the Hollywood Squares taping, Howard says he and Daniel have talked about getting their heads shaved. Anna Nicole thinks the notion of Daniel with "bald hair" is completely hilarious.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Howard's Trendy performance"
More extended footage of Howard's uncanny impersonation of Bobby Trendy.
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Outtakes from Episode 12: "Pink Apocalypse"
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"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 4):
Extended footage of Anna Nicole riding in the gay pride parade.
E! Online Outtake: "Scaling Trendy's bed"
Howard asks a deliveryman to rate the quality of the discarded bed from Bobby Trendy, and the attorney revels with glee upon the third-party confirmation that it was a piece of crap.
E! Online Outtake: "A tattoo tango"
Anna Nicole dances with a heavily tattooed gentleman at Kimmie's birthday party.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Rip-ing a tune"
Anna Nicole and Rip Taylor perform an unforgettable karaoke duet of "Five Minutes," a country ballad by Lorrie Morgan. A true classic worth the price of a RealOne online membership.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Uneven disco fever"
A midget dances with a tall woman at Kimmie's birthday party.
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Outtakes from Episode 13: "Mystery Date"
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"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 9):
In Claude's limo, looking sweaty and semi-conscious, Anna Nicole eats a pickle with her eyes closed.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 10):
The mother of all deleted scenes! Anna Nicole dances on her bed in her underwear after her date with Claude, swinging her white blouse around her head, probably reenacting her ride on the mechanical bull.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 11):
Extended footage of Anna Nicole's rib dinner being served at the Saddle Ranch. She takes a bite of the mashed potatoes before giving Claude his taste.
E! Online Outtake: "A Rome with a view"
Claude and Anna Nicole compare and contrast their experiences while traveling in Europe.
E! Online Outtake: "Fat chance"
At the Japanese steakhouse, Anna Nicole extols her love of meat that has fat in it.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Anna's had enough bull"
Anna Nicole dishes post-date details for the gang, while her pants are falling down around her butt. She raids the fridge and talks about riding the bull twice. Howard alludes to his own past experience on the bull (from another deleted scene!), and tells her to imagine how much more painful it is to ride if you have male anatomy.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Size does matter"
Extended footage of Claude's fussy anxiety attack at his tailor.
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Miscelleanous Deleted Scenes
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"Anna Nicole on... Athletic Prowess" ad:
Anna Nicole rolls her ball at a bowling alley by squatting and feebly swinging it between her legs. She remains squatted as it rolls slowly down the lane.
"Anna Nicole on... Fine Cuisine" ad:
Anna Nicole forcefully announces, "I just want to suck on a weenie!"
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 4):
Bursting with energetic joy, Anna Nicole comes bouncing out of her bathroom wearing a tight red T-shirt which reads: "Why Are You Staring at My T-Shirt?" This scene also appears in the teaser commercial for Season Two.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 7):
In a lost Bobby Trendy scene, Bobby makes a faulty analogy of buying cars compared to buying furniture.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episodes 9 and 11):
Anna Nicole takes singing and/or elocution lessons. In one scene she sings scales to piano accompaniment, and in the other she repeats after an instructor who carefully enunciates, "If I wanted to, I could talk like this."
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 9):
At an unidentified location, Anna Nicole inhales from a helium balloon, then chirps "I don't understand" and giggles like Minnie Mouse.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 10):
A scene from Anna Nicole's blind date with former Real World star Eric Nies, arranged for the Ricki Lake show. This clip of Nies kissing Anna Nicole's hands is the only footage from the date ever to appear on The Anna Nicole Show.
"Coming Up" Scenes (from Episode 10):
Wearing a pink jogging suit and curlers while Angie does her makeup, Anna Nicole falls on the floor and looks very disgruntled.
RealOne Exclusive Outtake: "Sugar Pie's doggie bag"
Kim is out taking Sugar Pie for a walk. When Sugar Pie is done with her business, she obediently jumps into her travel bag, which Kim zips up and puts over her shoulder before walking away.
From media reports and photos:
Anna Nicole, Daniel, Howard and Kimmie played in a celebrity softball game for charity, which was taped for the show. Angie was also there. Footage and photos from the game circulated widely in publicity for the show, but the event never appeared in an episode.
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